- 4 yr old: *deep, air sucking breath & points* IS THAT THE NEW EZIO GAME!? (All Assassin's Creed games are "Ezio" games to her.)
- Hubs: Yes.
- 4 yr old: Can we play it? Can we play it now, please? Please, oh please!
- Hubs: Sure!
- 4 yr old: Yay! *dances around the room*
- Hubs: *biggest "I'm so proud of my child" grin*
You’ve put up with so much that I couldn’t change, so if there is even the slightest thing I can make better for you then I will.
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION
- high school musical quotes
- the number 5
- a 3 page samsung galaxy s2 skyrocket review
- your fastest lap time in mario kart ds
- the receipt to a hairdryer
- big bird
I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE WRITERS AND BE LIKE, “YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO BE KIND TO THEM”
When Whovians do a homework assignment
I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this