My husband brought home the new Assassin's Creed game. The was my oldest daughter's reaction:

  • 4 yr old: *deep, air sucking breath & points* IS THAT THE NEW EZIO GAME!? (All Assassin's Creed games are "Ezio" games to her.)
  • Hubs: Yes.
  • 4 yr old: Can we play it? Can we play it now, please? Please, oh please!
  • Hubs: Sure!
  • 4 yr old: Yay! *dances around the room*
  • Hubs: *biggest "I'm so proud of my child" grin*

You’ve put up with so much that I couldn’t change, so if there is even the slightest thing I can make better for you then I will.

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im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

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THINGS TO INCLUDE IN A COLLEGE APPLICATION

  • high school musical quotes
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  • your fastest lap time in mario kart ds
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  • the receipt to a hairdryer
  • big bird

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I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE WRITERS AND BE LIKE, “YOU CAN HAVE THESE BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO BE KIND TO THEM”

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When Whovians do a homework assignment

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I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

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